omg. legend.
Regular guy: Go make me a sandwhich.
Me: Do I look like your waitress? Make it yourself lazy asshole!
One Direction: Go make us sandwhiches.
Me: Regular or whole wheat bread?
Me: Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo?
Me: Tomatos? Lettuce?
Me: Any sides? Drinks?
Me: Niall, 10 or 100 sandwhiches?
